Ever stared at the freezer section like it’s a game show and your dinner depends on it? Not every frozen pizza deserves your oven time. Some are weeknight heroes; others are regrets in a box. Let’s talk about the best, then the ones that should’ve stayed frozen.
Newman’s Own Thin & Crispy Four Cheese
Your first bite into Newman’s Own reveals a cracker-thin crust that sings with crunch. The cheese blend isn’t random; it’s thoughtfully balanced to highlight the tomato sauce with savory notes. Choose this one for quiet nights when simplicity meets gourmet elegance effortlessly.
Screamin’ Sicilian Bessie’s Revenge Cheese
What you notice first is a mountain of mozzarella blanketing a crispy crust like a winter coat. But that’s not all because Screamin’ Sicilian has plenty of cheese. Skip the extra toppings since this cheese medley delivers drama in every indulgent mouthful.
DiGiorno Crispy Pan Pepperoni Pizza
DiGiorno’s pan-style pizza features a buttery base that crisps beautifully in the oven. Pepperoni oil seeps into the crust’s corners to create little pockets of delight. DiGiorno dares you to compare it to takeout, and you just might prefer it.
Freschetta Brick Oven Crust Five Cheese Pizza
Here’s where chewy meets crunchy in a pizza that holds up under a heavy layer of cheese. Freschetta’s brick oven-inspired crust mimics artisan bakery styles. With each bite, you get structure, softness, and a melting richness that soothes the soul.
Red Baron Classic Crust Four Cheese
Red Baron’s nostalgic charm stems from its golden crust and well-balanced cheese quartet. And it is pretty reliable. Toss it in after a long day, and let the comforting scent of familiarity float through your kitchen like an edible time machine.
We’ve seen the best; now, it’s time to dig into the worst. These are the frozen pizzas that promise big flavors but leave you chewing on disappointment.
Totino’s Party Pizza
The crust is flat and papery, and the sauce is over-sugared ketchup. Totino’s might win points for price, but flavor checks out early. If you’re hungry, fine. If you’re picky, skip Totino’s Party Pizza.
Celeste Pizza For One
Microwave-friendly but taste-challenged, Celeste struggles with identity. A rubbery crust, overly processed toppings, and a sauce that tastes vaguely metallic are just a few of its negatives. This right here is survival food at best.
Tony’s Pepperoni Pizza
Tony’s Pizza promises pepperoni but skimps on flavor. A soggy crust meets bland sauce in a match that never quite lights the fire of satisfaction. You keep eating, hoping it’ll get better, but instead, you start questioning if it’s you or the slice.
Jack’s Original Thin Crust Cheese Pizza
Jack’s doesn’t leave a good impression. According to Mashed, its sauce has a crayon-like flavor, and the crust doesn’t do much to redeem it. It’s a clear contender for the “worst” list in the frozen pizza world.
Tombstone Original 5 Cheese Pizza
It sounds promising, right? Sadly, it’s not. Tombstone’s cheese lacks character since it delivers muted and indistinct flavors. The crust plays backup, offering neither crisp nor fluff. So, skip Tombstone Original 5, unless you completely run out of options.
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